windbreakers | INBOX.

[ i still can't be assed enough to set up seto's inbox page so i guess it'll be like this forever ]

I'm in the living room!

[ He hears Terry at the entrance so he shouts. He's currently at the kotatsu, peeling some mandarin oranges. Hachiko is also out and is sticking out from the bottom of the kotatsu, enjoying the warmth. Hachiko is honestly more of a regular dog than a Persona nowadays... Seto constantly has him out for company. ]

[ mary in the background: hi seto

Terry makes his way to the living room and sits across from Seto, giving a small wave before making himself comfortable. ]

Hey, you sure look comfortable. How's your morning been?

[ lmao god i'm glad that mary isn't here because can you imagine if she was in cetana and dealing with all this bullshit... seto would have been very stressed out. ]

It's been pretty good so far. I have the day off so I can stay home and relax a little.

[ A very rare day off! He has finished peeling the orange so he splits it in half, giving one to Hachiko (who immediately devours it) and giving the other to Terry. ]

How about you? I didn't expect you to be over so early in the morning.

[ Assuming he's not stressed already?! Terry takes the orange. ]

Thanks. Holiday break, huh?

[ I was gonna say Seto would have nothing to do because the town would fire him, but then I remember he's gonna be in jail. ]

Haha, well... actually... I kicked myself out. I needed somewhere to stay for several hours.

[ He'd be even more stressed. If it was Mary who went to jail, he'd just go in there guns blazing and break her out, but since it's himself, he's just going sit there and I guess rot until he gets out one day... ]

What's up? Did you and Kido get into a fight?

[ her knight in green jacket... don't rot, seto. ]

No. Um... the married couple needs some time to themselves.

[ Yeah. ]

... wow, uh... yeah, you should stay for as long you want...

[ So Toki and Rei aren't as innocent as he thought... he should have given them the condom rather than pawning it off to Kido. ]

How can you even tell when the coast is clear in a situation like that...

[ Sometimes when you're in love and still in the honeymoon phase, stuff like this happens. It's fine, it's fine. Terry gives him an awkward smile. ]

... That's why I'll stay here for several hours, or at least until Kido comes back. She went out with a bunch of cats.

Yeah... I'll keep you company until she comes back.

[ Suddenly, Seto gets tense and awkward. ]

Erm, well, I guess this reminds me so...

[ He reaches into his pocket and... puts a condom on the table, in front of Terry. Please take it off his hands. ]

[ Terry looks down at the kotatsu table, staring at the condom. It looks so battered like it's been tossed everywhere. ]

... Why do you have one of these?

... it appeared in my pocket after we talked to Kido about our eyes.

[ He really hopes that Terry didn't think that he had it because he was going to use it... ]

I tried to give it to Kido, but... that didn't go well...

It appeared... what...?

[ ???

ALSO ]

Why would you give that to Kido?! Is that what happened in the living room when you dropped by that day??

[ He's not going to answer that question, but it's probably really obvious that, yeah, that is exactly what happened in the living room. He got knocked the fuck out. ]

W-Well, you were the only couple that I could think of so--!

[ He really thought that Toki and Rei were innocent, but apparently not... he should have given it to them. ]

[ He should have, but the meta persists in cockblocking our choices. Terry looks at Seto. ]

I thought you were the one who said that you didn't want to be worried about us being in that phase of the relationship.

[ Dammit, meta... well, will Terry take the condom and give it to Toki and Rei... ]

I meant that I don't want to worry about becoming an uncle at 17!

[ Look, he's all for Terry and Kido having sex or whatever. Just have safe sex. Don't have unexpected pregnancies. ]

[ Terry feels like dying, but for a different reason.

And idk maybe. ]

I wouldn't do that to Kido... it's not like it'll happen anyway.

[ Terry is not banking on getting laid lmao ]

[ Poor Terry....... let's start a betting pool whether or not Terry will get laid before Cetana's endgame. ]

... you should still take it.

[ Because Seto doesn't want it. ]

[ ...

Terry takes it, rips it open, and blows into it like a balloon. ]

[ ... ]

[ Seto just watches him. That's one way to use it. Does he tie it at the very end when he's done... ]

[ Yeah. There's a giant condom balloon that's bigger than both of their heads now. It's on the table. He flicks it and it bounces off Seto's head like any other balloon. ]

Problem solved.

[ I'm going to say that it's those lubed condoms so it bounces off Seto's forehead and he has to immediately whip it with his sleeve. Ew, the smell of rubber... ]

Seems like kind of a waste...

It's not like it's ever going to get any proper use.

[ Yeah........ ]

You could have given it to the married couple...

[ Terry shakes his head. ]

Orien probably took some from the hospital, so they should be fine...

Orien sure is responsible...

[ Thanks for looking after everyone, Snake-chan... ]

Anyway, what are you reading?

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